Meet Long, based as f... and always long. He's not just a mythical beast, he's the ultimate based creature who's all about stretching out your fortunes and, well, his naps. This Chinese New Year, Long's all about "long your longs"

Because why short when you can long? And if you're thinking about lengthening your luck, he's got a hoard of shiny... something. Just remember, he might be more into hoarding laughs than actual treasure. Watch your shiny stuff, Long might just long it too!